Telling a depressed person to be happy is like telling a cancer patient to cure themselves.
Putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan
i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining
some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc
hot people are so lucky im so pissed